were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
She bit a glass in half.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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