Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
do nipples grow back?
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