Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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