Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
