I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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