I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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