Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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