S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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