Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Randomize
