i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
So squirting runs in the family.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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