I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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