She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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