I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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