I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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