That's intense
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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