road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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