if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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