I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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