I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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