Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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