You surviving the open bar?
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She told me I should be a condom model.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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