id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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