She's JV to your varsity
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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