i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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