Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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