I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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