so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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