You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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