I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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