Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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