I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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