It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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