what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
as a side note pls kill me
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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