morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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