how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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