The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize