I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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