it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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