i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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