i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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