TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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