You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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