U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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