So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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