Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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