i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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