Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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