I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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