Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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