I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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