Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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