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(908): View more from New Jersey

So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.

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(210): View more from Texas

I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.

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(716): View more from New York

I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar

(614): View more from Ohio

Challenge accepted

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(702): View more from Nevada

This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag

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(719): View more from Colorado

OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY

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(419): View more from Ohio

Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..

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