I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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