do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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