Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Randomize
