at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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